July 2012
s3xmoan:
“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 6 best friends to go to the...
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hey santa can i have boobs for christmas
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
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“When you’re drowning, you don’t say ‘I would be incredibly pleased if someone...”
– John Lennon (via niemozliwe)
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when i’m in college i want to have a really shallow relationship with a somewhat older guy that is 85% lust-based and really unhealthy and full of angry sex
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Watchfugrats:
ive watched this literally every day since it was first posted
internetsafety101:
it’s 3:35 AM and i don’t give a hoot where my children are bc i don’t have any
brandnewswastikas:
Do you remember when The White Stripes changed their name to Crest Whitestrips?
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“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t...”
– Sylvia Plath (via egrigz)
conceptalbumsandhorses:
tomorrow is august
marioncotillard:
dark-homer:
The Olympics is like sex
It happens once every four years, costs a shitload of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort
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blazeberg:
Valley girl and like, proud
blazeberg:
A moment of silence for the girls that draw on their eyebrows everyday
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i woke up after noon today lalalala yay
